The Breakfast Club

Breakfast is the best meal of the day. Fiction or fact? FACT.
Are we quite particular with our eggs for breakfast? FACT.
Is the English breakfast fry-up quite the classic morning pick-me-up? FACT.
And is The Breakfast Club simply one of the best places I’ve eaten at for breakfast/brunch? FACT. again.
So what’s on the menu? Obviously a proper English fry-up but besides that, there are a classic selection of sweet and savoury pancakes, eggers (I’ll explain), sandwiches and wraps. Not too worry, TBC is open for lunch and dinner as well so it isn’t simply a hangout for breakfast goers only.
Normally, I’d choose the fry-up or the pancakes but because everything looked all too good and the egg cravings were too overwhelming, I went down a different path this time. But before I go into what I’d ordered, let’s just say be prepared for very large portions at TBC. You can get a good Full Monty fry-up here with bacon, sausage, eggs, black pudding, hash brown, mushroom, beans, tomatoes and toast. It’s the works. And a real effort if you’re not a big eater. So be hungry if you intend to do the full monty. There is a downsized version, not so much in portion though but in the amount of ‘works’ you get and that’s the Half Monty. What you get are the cool kids that make the fry-up – bacon, sausage, eggs, beans and toast.

Even talking about it now is getting me all hungry and excited so definitely saving the full mont and the pancakes for TBC trip no. 2. And certainly worth the trip if you’re one of those particular with eggs for breakfast. These guys at TBC know what they’re doing with them and know how best to serve ‘em eggs. Can I say, the Eggs Benedict (£7.00 – picture above at top of blogpost) are too lush for my own good? 2 eggs poached to perfection, sat on top shredded ham so succulent and tasty it reminds me of hot roast pork, on toasted and buttered English muffin. Not forgetting the healthy serving of fresh hollandaise that goes all over the eggs and the crisp fresh salad drizzled with an olive oil dressing served on the side. Seriously people, the eggs were cooked the way I love. Not too yolk-drippy, so firm but not all cooked through that it’s all crumbly and powdery. The ham, which was given a bit of a golden-brown once over in a frying pan, totally made it. These guys know their pork and it’s no wonder they’ve a sign outside the restaurant claiming they did not see your missing pig!

My new fellow foodie who lives across the hall from me ordered the Eggs Royale (£8.00) with an extra order of mushroom (and boy was her mushroom a big one!). The same gorgeousness as the Benedict but with smoked salmon instead of ham. Her verdict? So very scrumptious and satisfyingly good that she needed a bit of recovery time. I was jealous of that giant mushroom on her plate. It was all oozy and juicy, just the way I love mushrooms but could definitely not have fit that in my stomach what with the uber generous portions at TBC.
I admit paying 7 or 8 quid for a breakfast might be a little bit stretching a student budget, especially when you could get the same classics for half the price at say a Scream pub or even a quarter of that if you decide to jump into one of ‘those’ good greasy hearty breakfast cafés like a certain famous Cafe Face in Birmingham. You’ll be singing a different tune once you’ve tried TBC though and you’ll understand why I’m waxing lyrical over some fairly uncomplicated breakfast dishes. The quality of the ingredients (and gosh, the ham and bacon) certainly shines through and shows how TBC can afford to name itself that as one of the big players in the breakfast scene.

Not only was the food fantastic, the atmosphere and furnishings were exactly up my street. If you’re not that much of a morning person, you want to have breakfast somewhere comfy, not too loud, welcoming and friendly enough (in terms of both interior and waiting staff) to just completely absorb you into the scene whilst you soak up some energy and caffeine? Go to TBC! I loved how there were different rooms to choose from and relax in, so much so that you felt like you were in a dream house, with a bit of time before your breakfast is served to wander about and explore. The quirky collection of memorabilia like a Mickey Mouse telephone, and random photographs of rugby or football teams made for a quietly gentle way to lure you out of your morning grogginess.

We loved the sparkly room. It’s the prettiest. Kinda like a cross between a disco room, a student pub and a Victorian-themed tea house. Well, sorta. If you’re sat outside this sparkly room by the windows facing the street outside, or by the open-concept kitchen, you’ll feel like you’re in some sort of 80s diner with the black and white tiled floors, except of course you ain’t getting the little diner tables. Here, you’ve got a collection of cute wood furniture or awesome comfy sofas, long canteen style tables and even a section that mimicks a beach side fish bar. Eclectic. Just like East London. Quirky, wacky-fied, old school and modern at the same time – just really cool. And it really helps that the waiting staff are very quick to bring you your coffees, that the food is just spot on and so deliciously satisfying.

It really looks like there’s nothing to complain about. But if I had to say something negative about it (and I’m really pushing it here), it would be that the various rooms sometimes meant the waiting staff forgot you were there which made getting the bill a bit of a tricky one. Seriously though, we didn’t care at all!
The Breakfast Club
2-4 Rufus Street
Hoxton
London
N1 6PE
Tel: (020) 7729 5252






October 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Fact: The breakfast Club is also one of the best movies in the world
This place looks amazing! All those different rooms! Oh my! I have to say, it can be worth paying extra for places who can take excellent ingredients and cook them simply and perfectly. The sound of that poached egg on ham is making me so hungry
October 9th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
OMG! OMG! this is like totally, totally my kind of place. wow! haha the eggs look damn good, is this place selling breakfast food only or do they sell other stuff as well? I love the idea of a place which does brunch all day
October 9th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Laura @ Hungry and Frozen: oh i have not seen that film!!! exactly. u found the words when i struggled so hard to explain myself. just quality ingredients cooked well and simply
it’s past midnight here. i just shopped for groceries on Ocado and i’m starving
ladyironchef: oh honey! they do brunch/lunch and dinner too!! oh wonderful is that
indeed i thought of u when i had my eggs benedict.
xx
October 10th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Oh my love that place. The eggs benedict would be my choice. Thanks for the review.
October 10th, 2009 at 4:31 am
I always choose the wrong time to visit my fellow foodie blogs, it’s almost midnight here and looking at the eggs benedict is driving my cravings through the roof! You know, next time you go to TBC give your buddy a jingle! I’ll catch a flight first class for one of these!
Cheers
October 10th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Hélène: yay to eggs benedict!! love it love it
david: awww. hun, i was thinking the same thing last night. starving my face off and i had nothing to eat but think of the eggs benedict i had earlier.
sure thing. first class eh?
xx
October 13th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Definitely more swanky than the usual student’s brekkie but us bloggers have to suffer for our art! I have to admit, though, I was really looking forward to a Monty (any fraction of it
October 14th, 2009 at 3:41 am
What a hearty breakfast in the morning. I love the concept of dining in rooms … so cozy and relaxed ^_^
October 14th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Manggy: that is so true and a great quote! We do have to suffer for our art, oh yes we do! We withstand the financial setbacks and the calorific costs of eating great food. LOL. i know. i’m looking forward to the Monty. In fact, i think one of my mates is coming down for Fleet just to taste the special monty
noobcook: hearty indeed
you get to choose rooms so a bit of excitement before breakfast is great. brings out the child in all of us
xx